"You can't get there from here"...
This expression is often used with a heavy accent to point out the fact that roads and routes do not seem to follow a linear pattern in Maine. The more I drive in Maine, the more I understand why people say this. Today, I headed out to find my new equine vet in the town of Gray, and people used this expression twice giving me directions. I did not have a high level of confidence that I would find it. One stop and one phone call later, I arrived unscathed but thoroughly confused on how I'd actually achieved the feat. I have the navigation gene from my father.... BAMMIT!! In conversation, I was told that many of these 'roads' (and I use the term loosely) in Maine used to be parts of farms - cow paths that were paved over. Due to the complete improbability of returning home on the path that led me safely there, I took a different road (wrong turn) and headed off on adventure... ohmy. Uhm.. GPS, you say? Yes, that wou...